January 2012
i literally have no memories of last years new yrs eve
thickshake:
iwantyourwhiskeymouth:
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ok realistically my child would be in Dolce and Gabbana ads not povo D&G ones
im stuck home sick on new years but luckily i have internet shopping and real housewives marathon on bravo
nancygracesnipslip:
My new year’s resolution is to become Lindsay Lohan.
December 2011
Americans: Not enough cheese in my cheesy breadsticks
Africans: Please give me water
walking into a white girl at school
me: sorry
her: omg it's ok don't worry things happen
walking into a black girl at school
me: sorry
her: BITCH WHAT THE FUCK WATCH WHERE THE FUCK YOU'RE GOING I WENT THROUGH FUCKIN SLAVERY I DON'T DESERVE THIS SHIT FUCKIN WHITE PEOPLE WHAT THE FUCK BITCH HOE NIGGA
the girls that i went to hs with hire professional photographers to take pictures of themselves every month just to post to facebook
taylor was doing things with that cotton candy that I’d only read about in books
Kim Richards — worth $2 million
Taylor Armstrong — worth $10 million
Kyle Richards — worth $20 million
Camille Grammer — worth $50 million
Lisa Vanderpump — worth $65 million
Adrienne Maloof — worth $300 million
i have 4 nanny’s
and they rotate
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Watchyouresuchafuckingliarcamille:
is jared harley still in the closet
choosing breast implant size is the hardest decision a girl will ever make in her life.
*plays with ouija board*
me: am i cute
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